Stacy Keibler hosted some fantasy football party in Las Vegas. I really don’t understand how fantasy football ties into Las Vegas because if you’re in Las Vegas you can, umm, actually bet on games. I’ve always contended that fantasy football is for pussies.

Why?

Because a fantasy football player can’t handle the degeneracy that goes with gambling. The two missed mortgage payments and eating Ramen Noodles for three weeks straight until you catch the Patriots covering three weeks in a row, where you double down each week. That takes stones my friends. So spare me your precious stat padding dreams.

Speaking of which, if you’re a degenerate gamble, feel free to email me any stories you have. I’ll be sharing a wonderful tale of how I spun a $100 bonus into $5,000 with you guys in a few weeks. It’s a heart warming story that involves backdoor covers, and me getting raped – figuratively.

Oh ya, so Keibler looks fucking hot as usual.