Don Chavez

That’s what I’m talking about. Jennifer Aniston knows how to market with just the right about of cleavage without actually unleashing the goods.

Two Wall Flips, One Fail – Watch more Funny Videos

Remember that time you went to do a flip off the wall, and your foot smashed the sheet rock, and you faceplanted on the floor? That was awesome.

Shenae Grimes boobie slip – Totally Crap
These juggs are lethal – Boobie Blog
Police cars just got sexy – With Leather
Naked pics of Jackie O found – Celeb Jihad
Boobs or butts? You make the call. – City Rag
September is now your favorite month – NSFWPOA
Italian PM’s hot piece of ass girlfriend – NS4W
Stonybrook bitches are into dick – Uncoached
Amy Weber gallery (hot) – DJ Mick
Why spandex is awesome – Dirty Rotten Whore
Fat bitches falling for your entertainment – Blog of Hilarity
Vanessa Hudgens still trying to grab some spotlight – Glamzilla
Hooters car wash anyone? – Busted Coverage
Some hot ass Italian chick – On 205th
Everything you need to know (and see) about Nikki Cox – Ask Men
Classic Casey Casum moment – Bro Bible
Some co-ed hottie – Caveman Circus

“It’s a nice day for a white wedding, yeaaaaaaaah.”

I haven’t seen anything this pale since Michael Jackson’s last live appearance. Speaking of which, I heard a rumor that they aren’t burying MJ. Joe Jackson said that he wants to take MJ’s body and make it into a marionette doll and have it tour the world. He wants to have a team of 8 people pull the strings while video plays of MJ on a big screen and his albums are played over the house speaker system. Knock it all you want, but I bet you anything that if I wasn’t pulling this rumor out of my ass, and tickets went on sale this morning at 300 venues across the world, that shit would be sold out in under an hour.

So back to Gwen Stefani. Pale, no tits, looks like a pretty boy. Why do people think she’s hot? I guess it’s a matter of perspective right? Like when you compare her to other chicks in rock bands, she one of the better looking ones? Kinda like the way that Jenny Finch and her Frankenstein melon are hot only because compared to other softball players she’s an eleven.