Don Chavez

I’m pretty sure that by now we have all seen Jennifer Aniston’s upcoming film “The Bounty” in it’s entirety. All that’s left is for someone to fill in the plot with some words, so I’ll do it for you.

Random guy: “Hey Bounty Hunter, you have to kill some hot chick!”

Bounty Hunter: “Sweet, pay me and I will.”

Hot chick: “You’re my husband, why are you trying to kill me?”

Bounty Hunter: “Because someone is paying me”

Tussle, kick to the groin, hot chick runs. 62 minutes of the hot chick running and hiding in the city, with her husband/bounty hunter almost catching her. Insert cameo by Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife Beth. Insert token black cab driver to save the day. Cab driver kills the Bounty Hunter, then fucks the Bounty Hunter’s hot chick wife/mark.

Roll credits.

Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!

This video might be from 2007, but this shit is new to me. The back story is that is a Cypress Hill concert at the Comcast Center in Mansfield, MA. I’ll actually be at this place this weekend full filling my Springsteen man crush with a bunch of Cougars (mental note: Cougars love your young Ben Hogan, and attending Springsteen and Bon Jovi concerts).

Now as far as this video, I think it’s hilarious. Why? Well, I’d bet dollars to pennies that every White person you see in the crowd comes from a family with a household income of at least $120k. That’s why nobody gets shot/knifed/curbed in this video – because Dad is gonna be pissed if he has to pay another $15k to settle out of court because you pretended you were a thug at a concert.

P.S. Think about it, would a thug use the word “irony” in the intro to their video?

Leslie is making boners for free – Gorilla Mask
Kelly Kapowski remembered – Dirty Rotten Whore
Shaq sucks donkey balls – With Leather
Some hot Playboy tail – NS4W
African space program (FAIL) – Totally Crap
Kate Beckinsale hotness – Ask Men
Big fake booooobs – NSFWPOA
Like thigh highs? Go here. – 0n 205th
To bad all soccer players don’t look like this – Busted Coverage
Worst Movie Evaaaah – Celeb Jihad
10 awesome trash talking vids – Uncoached
Adele is worth 30 mins of your time – Boobie Blog
86 boob demotivational posters – Gunaxin
I heart bikini rage! – Blog of Hilarity
This dude is a psycho – Big Smudge
Hilary Duff photos – DJ Mick
A wet Angelina Jolie – Caveman Circus
J Hoe behind the scenes – Glamzilla
Playmates that Twitter – HGOM
Hey, Telemundo whores! – Real Talk NY

Drunk Girl Versus Glass Table – Watch more Funny Videos

This one couldn’t wait until tomorrow morning. I’m pretty sure the percolator will be sweeping the nation this weekend, so if you’re looking for a solid investment I’d put all your money into wholesaling glass tables.