Don Chavez

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This isn’t nearly as vicious as I like my faceplants, but I guess I have a soft spot in my heart for fat chicks. Must have something to do with all the fat pussy I crushed in a drunken haze during college.

True story, I used to keep a bag of flour next to my bed.

One day my roommate says, “What the fack is that baga flour for? You fackn bakin’ a cake?”

“No dude, that’s for fat chicks.”

“What the fack do you mean? You got some fat chick bakin’ for you?

“No shithead, that’s so I can find the wet spot.”

What a fucked up laugh – Totally Crap
Miss Universe slutty pics – Co-Ed Magazine
Bitches love wedgies – Kontraband
Kelly Brook in Loaded (boob salad) – Use My Computer
Is this a porn stach or what? – With Leather
WTF Emma Watson? There are kids reading! – Celeb Jihad
Ginger Spice in a bikini (new) – NS4W
Naked Belgian political chick – NSFWPOA
Ciara shows some ass crack – Glamzilla
Andrea Parker gets wet – Rich and Brainless
Aniston pokies! – City Rag
Naked girl + motorcycle – Boobie Blog
Derek Jeter, one vagina for the rest of his life – Busted Coverage
UCLA volleyball chicks – Uncoached
Jagermeister traveling cooler – Bachelor Guy
Adriana Lima see through pics – Dirty Rotten Whore
Myriam has an awesome rack – On 205th
Worst party ever – Blog of Hilarity
Fat man rants! Fuck you! – Chrudat
Sarah Hilton and her sexy ass – Lax Time
One word: Boobs – Loser With Socks
Douchebag breaks the escalator – Caveman Circus
Cece and her candied apple – Smoking Section
Remember when Pam Anderson was hot? – Funtasticus
Boobs and lotion – Nearly Good
This dog rocks – Film Drunk
15 sexy twatter babes – Manofest
Porn Stars discuss their occupation. Suckin’ dong. – EJB
Do you have a wanking problem? – Regretful Morning
A Myspace hottie – Phil Knows Best
Tucker Max got sucked off by a skeleton – I Hope They Server Beer In Hell

This post reminds me of two things: a) I need to pick up a new bottle of Jergens and b) Kenny fuckin’ Powers is coming back for another season. I can’t wait for that shit. Seriously, why doesn’t HBO ditch the Vinnie Chase blowbang for 16 episodes a year of Kenny fuckin’ Powers?

Anyway, here are some pictures of Katy Mixon aka April aka sweet tits according to me when I’m hammered.

I don’t like anything K Swiss sells, but the next time I’m in the store and see a pair of K Swiss shoes, I’m going to buy a pair as an indirect way of making a donation to Anna Kournikova. Honestly, I’d rather give my money towards Anna’s promo deal that keeps her sweet ass in front of the cameras, than to some starving Dinka that drinks cow urine. I’m not kidding, they really do that.

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Lorraine is a fat girls name, but I guess this chick is the exception not the rule right? Ask Men has more pics of that bodacious set of tatas. Ask Men