Awesome. Seriously, it wasn’t this guys fault, the pole just jumped out at him! I know it’s a difficult concept for people to understand but there is this novel concept called braking, and another revolutionary maneuver that I think is called something like churning. Wait, it’s turning. Ya that’s what it’s called, turning.
So the way it works is you use the brakes, and this turning stunt and it can prevent you from hitting things like non-movable objects such as poles.


And by it, I mean what the fuck is on her face? Did she make a squid blow it’s ink sac all over her face or something? Was this the launch of “Street Walker Magazine” or something like that?
Alright, I’ve calmed down a bit. I mean we are talking about the chick how used to blow this guy, so it’s kinda expected that she’s not all there upstairs.