Don Chavez

You might see a bonfire, but all I see is one fucked cow.

Gun to your head, would you let Kathie Lee Gifford smell your farts? I wouldn’t. All she’d do is bitch, bitch, bitch and I’d be ready for the old swan dive off of a tall building.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Frank Gifford’s chronic hemorrhoid paid photographers to follow her around, because nobody gives a shit about her. Remember they used to let her be on the Live with Regis show, until they figured out that anybody could do her job? Yet somehow, she keeps getting her foot in the door with the networks.

I think it’s obvious that she has photos of a network exec getting head from a tranny hooker, right? Because that’s how you got a network gig in the old days. Ya now, before leaked sex tapes became cool.

Here are some pictures of Carmen Electra in Greece, in a bikini, chomping on some food. Someone should tell her that she actually looks better without all that shit all over her face. Or maybe she just really enjoys painting and using her face as her canvas?

I doubt it.

But seriously though, her lobes are looking a little chubby. I think she needs to do some spot reduction.

Horse Destroys Car On Highway – Watch more Funny Videos

What is up with the equine community lately? Must be something in the oats because they keep jumping into cars like a scene out of “The Happening”. Speaking of which, have you seen that flick? Let me ruin it for you. Nothing really happens, it’s just a lot of dying. The end.

NSFW Bra toolbox – Totally Crap
Panda sex never looked so hot – With Leather
Bunch of pics of January Jones – Ask Men
Ryan Jenks was at the end of his rope – Celeb Jihad
Katy Perry and her cans – Use My Computer
Holy shit, the hottest golfer ever – NSFWPOA
Attention deprived Myspace chick – Dirty Rotten Whore
USC Song Girls get wet – Busted Coverage
Mariah Milano. Thank me later. – Uncoached
Flashback to when hair pie was cool – NS4W
Awkward underwear ad – The Danza Tap
Ass-lee Simpson. Drunk. Still annoying. – On 205th
Lady Gaga’s cock – Glamzilla
Celeb nip slips – City Rag
MILF wrestler Koa Marie – HGOM
The Hangover Cure? – Bachelor Guy
Jesus and his new marketing campaign – Blog of Hilarity
Topless chicks invade Central Park – Asylum
Albert Einstein the robot – Caveman Circus