Don Chavez

Have a good weekend. Don’t forget to tip your waitress, and when you get home don’t forget to wrap it – genital warts are a bitch.

So not long after being introduced to “Jessica Mitchell”, I had my suspicions that she wasn’t quite who she said she was. First off, anyone who is a hot model like this braud, and loses their leg in a motorcycle accident wouldn’t be this mentally stable after such a short period of time. Plus, why wouldn’t Jessica Mitchell return to Oregon to be with her family after losing a limb as opposed to hanging out in California?

Then one day I got a random email pointing out that this photo of Jessica Mitchell (which she emailed me)…

Was actually a reverse image of some Czech swimmer named Adela Kolinska (Click here for the photos).

So essentially it had been proven that Jessica was a fraud. However, I let this person continue to send me articles and I continued to post them. I did this because I’m lazy and it was free content. Plus some of you guys seemed to like her writing.

Well, someone finally figured out the name of the model that “Jessica Mitchell” was using as her pawn. Her name is Mariana Diaroc, who is an Argentinian model that loves to show her tits and ass, and get this…has two legs!

So today I hopped on Gmail chat and told “Jessica” that I was outing her to my readers. Whoever this person is, they claim to still be a 21 year old chick. My contention is that it’s a 39 year old man dressed in woman’s lingerie trying to write like a 21 year old chick.

I offered an opportunity to say good-bye to the readers and to write some sort of explanation (maybe even post a real pic), but “Jessica” wasn’t interested. However, she claims she is just trying to break through as an erotica writer.

Basically I left it as Jessica is getting the boot today, but I’m interested to hear what you guys think. Do I let this person continue to write for this prestigious website? Flame away.

Some NSFW pics of Mariana Diaroc

This is Carolina Baldini, the wife/ex-wife of some dude who played soccer. Unfortunately this Mexican spends about as much time following soccer as I do spreading kindness out of the bottom of my heart, so I have no clue who the hell this lady is or her husband. All I know is that she has an ass that won’t quit, so that’s enough to warrant a post on this site.

Happy Friday guys!

Before I get started with my column, thought I would spend some time on the pics I chose to include today. A little walk down memory lane. The one where I’m wearing the black thong my (now roommate) took of me just a couple weeks after I moved down to California. Yeah, I know what you’re probably thinking – I prefer myself a lot more blonde too. Didn’t much care for that mousy color either. The crazy thing with that shot is that she had one of her lights behind this grate — which ended up casting this weird shadow on me, which I’ve never really cared for. Guess we both had a lot to learn back then. This pic never made it into my portfolio – probably because I didn’t care for that shadow.

The second candid pic of me in the car, is back in the day up in Oregon, a number of years ago. That was the day my friend drove me to get the tattoo I have on my lower back. I had her take her camera, and being the silly person that I am – I remember demanding that she take one of my lower back as a “before” and then the same shot “after”. Don’t know what happened to the “after” shot, but found this one. Can’t believe I’m posting this one. And god help me with those jeans. Yeah, I was a little heavier than I am now — but thankfully I didn’t loose my booty when I got in shape!

So of the questions sent in this week, I’ve decided to unearth another one that my friends and I seem to always be asking each other – what turns us on? And I”m not talking light bulbs here guys. I think I’ll end up writing a small novel if I list everything that turns me on, so I’ll just pick something that for one reason or another I’ve been thinking about recently. And yeah, I probably really could write a novel of things that turn me on – I’m not ashamed to have such a incredibly large list.

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Kinda ironic isn’t it? The world’s most famous victim of a peephole, Erin Andrews, will be popping up on your screen next month as part of a Sony HDNA campaign (actual screencap above). She’ll be appearing with Peyton Manning, Justin Timberlake, and a few other people who qualify as celebrities as much as I do.

Now I’m assuming this campaign was shot months before the peephole video surfaced, just like the GQ photos that hit the Net this week. However, this could get real interesting if Erin has a few lines in the commercial spots where she’s, I don’t know, telling us to buy a video camera?

The Erin Andrews Peephole Scandal
Sony to refresh HDNA campaign