Anytime a porn star does something with their clothes on that doesn’t involve baby batter it’s news. And such is the case here with Jenna Haze. She wore a bikini on the beach! That’s groundbreaking because not once did she rip her top off and have an impromptu gangbang on the beach.

I’m honestly confused by these paparazzi photos because the only thing that makes celebrity bikini photos interesting is the fact that they typically don’t do nude scenes, and everyone wants what they can’t have. That’s why Jennifer Aniston in a bikini is going to trump Angelina Jolie in a bikini, seven days a week.

As for Jenna Haze, I don’t know why I bothered looking at these when I can get all sort of pictures and videos of her doing things that most college girlfriends were willing to do for free because they were young and drunk. But you guys don’t seem fussy, so I decided to share.