Who does this bitch think she is showing up Jessica Simpson like that? At first I thought Jessica was on the left and was impressed with her sideboobage, but then I saw her on the right doing the Peyton Manning face. It’s a shame really, because I’d love to see more pics of the chick on the left, but I know that Joe Simpson will never let that happen.

Oh, and what’s up with the dude in the white pants on the beach? I thought that look was banned a few years ago, and it’s now used strictly as code for “follow me to the glory hole”. I’m just kidding, how would I know that? I’m pretty sure that’s what it’s code for when chicks wear white pants though. At least that’s what you should tell the jury.