Don Chavez

Earlier this month I was invited to a screening of Tucker Max’s soon to be released, like a Peter North quadruple roper on your Mom’s face, movie I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. Long story short, I had to go to NYC that day and since being an Internet pimp doesn’t pay much I was stuck on a bus back to Boston while the screening was going on. It reminded me of how my ancestors made their way across the border but without the digging underneath a fence and having border police firing bullets at you.

So I didn’t get back into the city in time, and it looks like I missed out on a great time and a cool flick which I plan going to see in the theater when it’s released on September 25th. If you watch the video below, you’ll even see that Manny Ramirez made an appearance around the 1:25 mark.

So Tucker and his entourage have been touring the country screening his flick for people in all the major cities. As you’d expect there have been plenty of bat-shit crazy protesters that are trying to use this movie as a way to advance their cause. Their pitch is that Tucker is promoting a rape culture.

I couldn’t disagree with them more. If anything promotes a rape culture, it’s not Tucker Max and it’s certainly not drugs or alcohol. It could be fake titties, or it could be shit like THIS, but still you can’t pin it on Tucker Max.

So because of all of these dick haters and their protesting, the Chicago Transit Authority decided to pull two of three advertisements that Tucker was running to promote IHTSBIH. I’m warning you, it’s highly offensive and you might want to scroll past the pictures.

Last chance fuckers…

Welcome to pussyville. Population: Chicago Transit Authority.

In response to all this bull shit, Tucker Max issued a press release. He gets straight to the point by saying…

In response to Thursday’s announcement from the Chicago Transit Authority that it would immediately ban more than 250 bus ads for the film I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Tucker Max is issuing a statement about it to the media:

“Blow me.”

So as a result of all of the protesting and the CTA’s inability to take a joke, the Tucker Max marketing machine is now in high gear. They just increased their advertising budget and the movie is going to overshadow all of the bullshit that the dick haters try to stir up and more people will now support the movie.

As for the CTA, what the fuck is wrong with them? What do they think they’re going to lose customers? People are too fat and lazy to walk to work, of course they’re going to use public transportation.

So I’m recommending that all my readers head out to see this movie as a protest to all the dick haters, and I recommend bringing a chick with you. After seeing the movie she’ll probably realize that your not as big of an asshole as Tucker and she’ll be blowing you on the car ride home. When was the last time going to a movie did that for you?

Tucker Max to CTA: “Blow Me” – IHTSBIH