
Man I can’t wait to get outta here. It’s like the walls have closing in on me all week, trying to get me the fuck out of my apartment. So after I finish this post, I’ll probably go outside and dry hump a parking meter.
After that, I’ll probably grab a burrito or two, and follow it up with the world’s biggest shit.
I figure after I destroy my bathroom, I’ll find a great way to get a paper cut on my dick, and then hit up the bars.
Enjoy the weekend and come back on Monday for more of my shitty humor. Oh and next week I’ve got another surprise for you guys. Trust me you don’t want to miss this one – Don Chavez is about to become huge in Bulgaria.