Don Chavez

This week I decided to implement a new feature on DC called the Gloryhole Award. The purpose of the Gloryhole Award is to recognize anyone who is being gratuitously sucked off by the mainstream media, regardless of whether or not it’s deserved.

So for the inaugural award, will Mark Sanchez please put put a dome on?

I’m not even sure if this one needs an explanation – I mean is there anyone out there who thinks that Brady played better than average yesterday? Don’t chalk it up to putting pressure on Brady because he hardly got molested any more than you did in elementary school, and he flat out couldn’t hit his open receivers. Let me clarify for the narrow minded – open as in he could have hit them in the hands, not open like holy shit there’s nobody near him.

For the J-E-T-S the only thing that Sanchez did that was spectacular was, umm, nothing. I mean call a spade a spade here, or call it a Dirty Sanchez. Sure he was on the winning side yesterday but nobody outside of Jersey was turning off their TV and whacking off to Sanchez’s passing until they bled green. Maybe a couple Jersey transplants in Southern California, but nobody else.

So while I may have made a donation to BetUS this weekend, I want to remind you all that it’s only week two. So for the gamblers, if you’re up $5k it doesn’t mean shit right now because the season isn’t close to over and we both know you’re too much of a degenerate to take the money and run.

As for all the Jets fans out there, you might want to hold off on the parade plans.