Don Chavez

The World of Isaac has some great footage of two drunk chicks at the Detroit Lions game. The clip is about 3 minutes long, and the whole time I thought it was the intro to a really shitty porn movie. I mean at one point, the officer clearly tries to cop a feel, and I thought a gangbang was going to break out in the stands.

Just look at the screen shots above. Are you going to tell me that he’s trying to keep her under control? Fuck no! He’s doing the old, “I’m holding my hand here and if you jerk forward and put your tit in my hand it’s your own fault” move. I started using that move as soon as I figured out how my dick worked, but seriously who does that once you’re out of junior high?

See what I thought was the intro to “White Football Chicks with Black Officer Dicks” here.