My mind is kinda fuzzy on this, but didn’t Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo break up because Romo loves dudes, and because he couldn’t stand Joe Simpson? Yet, I could have sworn that there were a shitload of commercials this weekend showing Jessica Simpson quarterbacking products. I think she was throwing a hot dog or some shit like that? But if she isn’t riding the Romo train, isn’t it kinda pointless to have her quarterbacking stuff? Wouldn’t it make more sense for her to be long snapping things right into my living room?