I think my dick just died. Yes, that’s Nicole Eggert, and no this isn’t a casting for “Charles, Large and in Charge”. Fuck. Seriously? You know who I blame for this? It’s that retard Corey Haim. Everything he touches turns to shit. I mean literally, when he walks he leaves a skid mark behind him.

How do we get an intervention going? Can we get one of those celebrity fatty shows to go and pick Nicole up for 8 weeks of diet and exercise?

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