Don Chavez

So a topless photo of Aubrey O’Day hit the web this week (see it here) and now she’s got her meat curtains in a bunch.

The photo was from her first show, and the following night she canceled her performance. Yes, the D-List celebrity that nobody gave a shit about even when she posed nude for Playboy, is upset that someone took a nude photo of her. Mind you this photo was taken at a show where hundreds of people pay money to basically see this chicks tits. Don’t feed me some bullshit about a “performance”. The only performance that anyone cares about is the bra hitting the stage.

“[But the photos] made me feel like crap. It made me feel bad. It made me feel insecure about my body, and unfortunately, this is not the first time I felt this way in this industry.”

What industry is she referring to? The adult entertainment industry? If it makes you feel like crap, then leave it. Or does she not want to leave it because the money’s too good?

The highlight of the video has to be the fact that O’Day tries to make herself a champion for women with big fake tits and no talent. She’s going to press on! She’s going to be on stage every night! Fuck the haters and don’t be ashamed of your body!

Newsflash, Hoe-day. The only reason you’re upset is because people said you looked like shit in that photo. If you’re not ashamed of your body you wouldn’t have taken the night off, you would have championed on and been showing your tits on stage the next night.

So let’s get to brass tacks here, shall we? How would you rather bang Hoeday or Holly Madison?