Don Chavez

I don’t ask much of my readers, because I know how lazy you are. Otherwise I wouldn’t have to spend time hunting for scandals instead of sleeping until noon hungover on my couch. I get it though, I mean if you guys weren’t lazy you’d probably have your own site and I’d be out of business.

However, today I’m asking all of my fellow assholes across the cunt-ry to get motivated. I’m asking you to put on a pair of pants, go to your local movie theater, and see Tucker Max‘s movie I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.

You might be too dumb or lazy to realize it, but by going to see the movie this weekend you’re going to help I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell move towards a nationwide release. That shit costs money, and if this film (it’s an Indie) gets the funding for a nationwide release, it’ll be like taking a big steaming dump on the chest of feminism your worst enemy’s mom the protesters who have created a rape culture that doesn’t exist just for the sake of having something to protest. Or maybe they couldn’t get tickets to one of the screenings?

So do you get it yet? Go see this movie, have some laughs, make your girlfriend feel a little less slutty, and help show these vagenes that nobody gives a shit about their made up cause.

If that doesn’t convince you, then do it for this chick. I convinced her to take a shitload of naughty pictures with the understanding that I can only show them to anyone who emails me a picture of their I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell ticket stub.