Don Chavez

This what happens when you’re hot and you’re not really a “working” actress any more. Your “work” then becomes making sure that your ass doesn’t look huge on the red carpet, and making sure that it gets photographed so that people like me will say “hey, look at that ass – I want to do dirty things to that ass. Ya.”

Next thing you know, you’ve got a D-List movie gig and you’re back in business.