Don Chavez

Honestly, if you were in line behind Eva Mendes at the airport, would you give a shit if it took you thirty minutes to get through security? I think it’s obvious that this was a win-win situation for everyone. You rule out Mendes as a terror threat, and you get a mini peep show in the process. Your only problem though is getting through security with that bulge in your pants.

I think there’s only one simple way to explain it.