It’s the road show because the Mexican is moving and is going to have shitty Internet access starting right now. You know what that means? Plenty of old ladies being disgusting as I search for “dumper” photos while using Starbucks for free Internet access.
I’ll still be posting for the rest of the week, but it’s likely going to come without my shitty sense of humor – or the abbreviated version. This should only affect like 1% of you, because I know that most of you don’t come here for the articles.