Don Chavez

The World of Isaac has some great footage of two drunk chicks at the Detroit Lions game. The clip is about 3 minutes long, and the whole time I thought it was the intro to a really shitty porn movie. I mean at one point, the officer clearly tries to cop a feel, and I thought a gangbang was going to break out in the stands.

Just look at the screen shots above. Are you going to tell me that he’s trying to keep her under control? Fuck no! He’s doing the old, “I’m holding my hand here and if you jerk forward and put your tit in my hand it’s your own fault” move. I started using that move as soon as I figured out how my dick worked, but seriously who does that once you’re out of junior high?

See what I thought was the intro to “White Football Chicks with Black Officer Dicks” here.

Pffft, what girl hasn’t blown her nose on the rape field?

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If anything, Vegas has been very good to Holly Madison. I mean where else can a girl survive a post-Hef career without having to put a Ben Hogan in her mouth while on camera? Instead, the lovely city of Las Vegass supplies her with ample income opportunities as the host of pool parties, and now sucking on lollipops.

P.S. Nice panties

Hot Italian Hostess Faceplants on TV – Watch more Funny Videos

Wow talk about your all-time backfires. I think it was clear that this chick was trying to faceplant into some dick but she clearly missed.

My Italian is a little rusty, but I’m pretty sure she was saying “I want to smash my face on your sausage” right before she “fell”.

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