
Hepatitis has never looked so sexy. I think Pam Anderson does this once a year, and every year it’s looking more and more like a drag show. She should mix it up and have Doc Hollywood give her a new set of ‘ronis. Maybe giant ones that look like a surgical train wreck – like the doctor was trying to recreate the Mona Lisa using an aureola?
Oh come on, you were thinking it too! More of Pamcakes after the break.

If you’re a chick and you see Audrina Patridge wearing this dress, how do you not kill yourself? Seriously, how do you compete with a piece of ass like this? Probably the only chance you have is to start playing for the other team part-time. Guys dig that, and we’re easily compromised by the prospect of disappointing two women in bed at the same time.
Fuck ya! I love this video. It’s like this chick knew that the Internet has had a shortage of good faceplant videos lately. I applaud you and your shitty sport miss!
