Don Chavez

MARFA, Texas – Actor Randy Quaid and his wife have been arrested in West Texas for allegedly skipping out on a $10,000 California hotel bill.

Quaid and his wife, Evi, were taken into custody Thursday afternoon, according to Santa Barbara County sheriff’s officials, who said authorities in West Texas informed them of the arrest. A statement from the California agency said it was told by the Presidio County Sheriff’s Department that Evi Quaid was restrained after a brief struggle.

Presidio County Sheriff Danny Dominguez declined to respond to questions from The Associated Press.
Presidio County authorities said earlier Thursday that the two were in custody in Marfa but the department wasn’t releasing other details.

Santa Barbara County’s sheriff’s spokesman Drew Sugars says the warrant for Quaid and his wife set bail at $20,000 each. The felony warrant is for burglary, defrauding an innkeeper and conspiracy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. A $10,000 hotel bill? What the fuck was Cousin Eddie doing? Also, what kind of hotel was this? I’m assuming it’s one of those hotels that let’s you order high priced hookers right off the room service menu because dropping $10 Gs in a hotel outside of Vegas is tough to do.

P.S. Random fact of my stupidity: Until I read this article, I never knew that Cousin Eddie was the older brother of Dennis Quaid. Obviously I know they have the same last name, but I’ve never seen them together and they don’t look alike. Or maybe they do, but I’ve never seen Dennis walking around in a polyester blue leisure suit with a six pack of The Beast on his belt.

Quick question: Where does Christina Hendricks rank on your list of celebs that you want to see topless, but haven’t posed topless yet? I know it’s frustrating, and until she comes to her senses you can check out these pics.

Now it all makes sense. Yesterday I posted some scary photos of Nicole Eggert looking like a Rosie O’Donnell body double in a bikini. We’ll good news just came my way. She’s officially part of the new season of Celebrity Fit Club. That’s right, that bangin’ body is on it’s way back, and it won’t be long before she’s snapping necks again.

So for all you scum bags out in Hollywoodland, nows the time to cozy up to Eggert while she’s still plump and has zero self-confidence. She’ll grow emotionally attached to you, then when she drops the weight and is a hot ass cougar she won’t dump your ass. Oh, and if she does just try to dump you, just fatten her up again to keep her self-confidence in check. Not too fat though, because they don’t give you two shots at Celebrity Fit Club, and she’ll have to work the weight off on her own.

Zombieland is some movie with a producer that was smart enough to get Shannon Elizabeth’s ass at their premier. I wouldn’t even have heard of this flick if it weren’t for these pictures. I mean this is fucking rocket science, right? Put hot chicks somewhere and people will show up and talk about the hot chicks to their friends. I wonder if I could use that strategy for good instead of evil?

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If you’ve ever wondered what Matthew McConaughey would look like if he were a double arm amputee, consider today your lucky day! Alright, enough of him and his pregnant girlfriend.

After the break, there are plenty of pictures of UT cheerleaders in what should be assless chaps.

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