Don Chavez

So a topless photo of Aubrey O’Day hit the web this week (see it here) and now she’s got her meat curtains in a bunch.

The photo was from her first show, and the following night she canceled her performance. Yes, the D-List celebrity that nobody gave a shit about even when she posed nude for Playboy, is upset that someone took a nude photo of her. Mind you this photo was taken at a show where hundreds of people pay money to basically see this chicks tits. Don’t feed me some bullshit about a “performance”. The only performance that anyone cares about is the bra hitting the stage.

“[But the photos] made me feel like crap. It made me feel bad. It made me feel insecure about my body, and unfortunately, this is not the first time I felt this way in this industry.”

What industry is she referring to? The adult entertainment industry? If it makes you feel like crap, then leave it. Or does she not want to leave it because the money’s too good?

The highlight of the video has to be the fact that O’Day tries to make herself a champion for women with big fake tits and no talent. She’s going to press on! She’s going to be on stage every night! Fuck the haters and don’t be ashamed of your body!

Newsflash, Hoe-day. The only reason you’re upset is because people said you looked like shit in that photo. If you’re not ashamed of your body you wouldn’t have taken the night off, you would have championed on and been showing your tits on stage the next night.

So let’s get to brass tacks here, shall we? How would you rather bang Hoeday or Holly Madison?

Let me just say that if you were in the audience for this circus show, you got your money’s worth. Sure it’s impressive to see someone shot out of a giant truck mounted cannon and into a net. But it’s 10,000 more times impressive to miss the net and survive. So much so that I think this human cannonball just guaranteed himself free pussy for the rest of his life. How many people can say that?

It happened in the blink of an eye. I went all-in with a pair of ladies stroking aces and got my legs chopped out by a full house (screenshot). Minutes later I’d be the first blogger knocked out of the Carbon Poker Blogger Tournament, and as a result you guys get to look at this wonderful donkicorn header for the duration of the day.

Geek panties – Kontraband
Battle of the celeb asses – Dirty Rotten Whore
Your shit is my bread and butter – Totally Crap
Natallia and her itsy bitsy, teeny weenie. It’s small bikini, ok! – Use My Computer
Dancing with the Stars chick naked – NS4W
September Carrino loses her top – Boobie Blog
Some titty charity event at Hooters – Busted Coverage
Vicki goes topless – Bro Bible
I’d let these 3 hit my heavy bag – Lax Time
Lesbian motivational posters – City Rag
Meet the new Erin Andrews sans peephole video – Always Folding
Leah and Emma get nekked – NSFWPOA
Good morning Jamie Chung – Caveman Circus
Swedish military bras are busting out – Blog of Hilarity
Random hot bitches – Gunaxin
One word comes to mind. Motorboat. – Me and Isis
Sugababes raunchy vid – Glamzilla
More awesome celeb asses! – Rich and Brainless
Erection humor – The Daily What
Philly police not down with whiteboy corn rows – Uncoached
Megan Fox SNL promo – Next Round
Don’t walk and text PSA – EJB
Extreme wine commercial – Chrudat

In about an hour I’ll be playing in the second edition of the Carbon Poker Blogger Tour. The best part, besides the fact that I’m going to fold my way into the money, is the live chat which you can view here. Feel free to stop by and ridicule my opponents.

Ruth and Ryan are twins. Unfortunately I think mom and dad desperately wanted a son, but the baby maker couldn’t deliver. So naturally they chose a name like Ryan for one of their daughters.

Anyway, you can click on the pics to see more photos of them. Also, use the comment section to drop your picks for tonight’s games. Personally, I’m tempted to pull the trigger on Beckett shutting down the Royals tonight.