

My mind is kinda fuzzy on this, but didn’t Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo break up because Romo loves dudes, and because he couldn’t stand Joe Simpson? Yet, I could have sworn that there were a shitload of commercials this weekend showing Jessica Simpson quarterbacking products. I think she was throwing a hot dog or some shit like that? But if she isn’t riding the Romo train, isn’t it kinda pointless to have her quarterbacking stuff? Wouldn’t it make more sense for her to be long snapping things right into my living room?

Somewhere along the line, Melanie Brown decided that instead of looking like a hippie pig, she’d rather look like a supporter of the tuck rule. Sure she’s sporting bulging fake Spice Girls now, but when a chick gets this muscular you start to wonder why they have such a loud piss stream when they’re in the bathroom.

So the next time you are sitting at your job, miserably thinking about how bad your life sucks and how much you hate said job, think about the guy in the picture above.
Think about how much it sucks to be him, and to be earning minimum wage. Think about how twice and hour, he has to grab Katy’s boob salad, and make sure it is in the proper position.
Think about how if this guy were to mysteriously disappear after a skiing trip, his shitty job would be available, and you could take over as Katy Perry’s head titty wrangler. Sure it’s be a lateral career move, but at least you wouldn’t be in that cubicle anymore.
More boobiliciousness after the break.