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KANSAS CITY, Kan. (CN) – A district court judge appeared to be masturbating and used foul language during a divorce mediation, an attorney claims in Federal Court. The attorney claims Judge Kevin P. Moriarty’s actions were so offensive even her estranged husband complained about it during their divorce trial.
Kimberly Ireland claims that while mediating, Judge Kevin P. Moriarty tried to discuss her underwear and her sex life, though neither was relevant to the divorce matter. And she claims that “Moriarty appeared to be masturbating during the mediation.”

Sounds like a really good porn movie doesn’t it? The chick goes in for her divorce mediation, the judge starts talking about her panties and the next thing you know he’s slamming his flesh gavel and court is in session.

Well let me just say that I found pictures of all parties involved, and it wasn’t pretty. The judge is a father of three, and Kimberly definitely is not part of the Kathy Ireland bloodline.

I still don’t know what the hell she’s complaining about though. The judge gave you a quick peep show and then tried to ruin your legal career. Whoop-dee-freakin’-doo. Just get a job at the Dairy Queen and find some rich divorcee to shack up with. It’s vagene 101 – always use it to your advantage, which she’s clearly not.

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