Don Chavez

What the fuck is this? Did JT train wreck Jessica Biel into looking like a homeless person? Sure she pissed him off by doing some nude scenes in “Powder Blue”, but cut her some slack. After all it is probably the best movie ever made if you judge movies solely on the criteria of how many times you see Jessica Biel’s nipples. Actually, it might be the only movie on the your list if that’s your criteria.

P.S. There’s no way this lasts that long. It’ll be a matter of days before Biel is giving people boners like Plaxico Burress in a prison shower. The only difference is that Biel won’t be doing it manually.