amber heard

I guess it’s acid day here on DC because I keep posting flashback galleries. These pictures are of Amber Heard from a few years ago. I really don’t have much to say other than that, so feel free to post your favorite dick/boob joke in the comment section.

Speaking of jokes, here’s a good one…

A little boy wakes up in the middle of the night and walks into his parents room and sees them having sex. The little boy, traumatized, runs out of the room crying.

“You should go check on him, that’s really going to be something you need to explain,” said the mother.

The father laughed it off with a traditional “he will get over it,” and continued to chuckle about the whole situation.

After some additional prodding from the mother the father agrees to go talk to the little boy. As he is walking down the hallway to his sons room he hears an empty thumping sound coming from his sons room.

Thump. Thump. Squish. Thump. Thump.

The father, very confused, pulls the door open and sees his son balls deep, pounding the shit out of his grandmother’s asshole.

The father screams “What the hell are you doing?”

The boy replies, “It’s not so funny when its your mom, is it?”

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