Don Chavez

While you might see some sick pervert with serious psychological issues, I see a kind and compassionate man. This was obviously “their spot”, on the rocks where nobody would bother them and they could express their love for each other. It’s a shame things ended the way they did, because true love, a love like theirs, is rare these days.

But what this story doesn’t tell you is that he once cheated on her. It was horrible. You see, one day Clucky came home and caught her man jerking off with two breaded chicken patties. That’s right – it was a chicken pattie menage a trois. She was heartbroken, but they reconciled and then they died doing what they love most.

Each other.