Don Chavez

Call me skeptical, or just a plain asshole, but I wouldn’t be proud of getting an award from any style organization that gives one to Kelly Osbourne as well. I mean this must be like those “Who’s Who” scam books that my teachers always tried to get my parents to buy. You know what I’m talking about, the one where you pay a shitload of money, and they put you in a book that’s like a phonebook without phone numbers. Then they put the book on a shelf and when they had company over, your parents would say “Timmy has his name in that book!”, and nobody gave a shit.

So this is like the same exact thing, only swap out the book with that glass dildo award that they’re holding.