It’s official. Shauna Sand has declared war on your stupidity.

Shauna, a D-cupped/list celebrity who banged her own step son, wants you to think that her sex tape being released by Vivid is a “leaked” video.

That would explain the perfect lighting and camera work. I mean how do you call it a sex tape when it’s clear that she was in on the whole thing.

This isn’t like playing retarded (never go full retarded). Shauna should just go full porn star. I mean is she holding out for some respectable job? Is she planning on running for Congress one day? Is she looking for that Oscar winning role that calls for a beat up former Playmate with oversized boob salad and lips like Donald Duck? Probably not.

Oh wait, you want the pictures don’t you? Here’s the site where you can watch this NSFW piece of art.