Don Chavez

This is what Megan Fox looks like when she’s slumming it. You know, when she just throws on whatever she has on the bedroom floor, doesn’t really do her hair or make-up, and just runs out the door with the gay guy that loves scarves in October.

If you’ve got a girlfriend, which I doubt, then you know that Fox is probably on the rag right now. She’s got all the classic signs – dark spandex, the “I have cramps” face, and Brian Austin Green is keeping his distance. Check back over the weekend and she’ll be back to her old self.