Don Chavez

This is Gretchen Rossi of the Real Housewives of Orange County. One thing I know about her is that she loves money. Like the kind of money where you have a boyfriend, but a dying rich guy asks you to marry him, so you get engaged because you know that he’s going to die soon, and your going to end up with over a million dollars from him. Then you can tell your actual boyfriend to fuck off, and date another guy from the show, just because he has more money and because it will keep you somewhat newsworthy.

But anyway, here she is slutting it up for Mr. Bones and his celebrity pumpkin patch.