Don Chavez

You know what’s crazy about these photos? Some dude gets paid to zoom in on Megan Fox’s ass and take these pics while being all openly pervy. Like, that’s how he puts food on his trailer park picnic table in East L.A..

But if some crazed fan were to follow her around doing the same, then went home and printed the pictures out and covered his walls, floors, and ceiling with the photos he’d probably be called a sicko or a stalker, or Brian Austin Greene.