What’s this real costume bullshit that I see going on here? Ahem. Halloween is for one thing and one thing only. It’s for girls who are closet sluts to dress extremely slutty and go out in public. It’s like Christmas but just for men.

So excuse me Adrianne Curry if I disapprove of an Amy Winehouse costume. Unless you’re on the rag for Halloween night, the rule is the less clothing the better.