Get the hell outta here, you and I both know that Holly Madison doesn’t eat cheeseburgers. The only people that can eat cheeseburgers and not get fat are men. It’s true, and the reason is that our digestive system is superior to that of women. Which also explains why we take massive “I blew the doors off the hinges/do not go in there for 30, no make that 45 minutes” dumps.