Mel B and her twins attended the “This is It” premiere in London. In case you didn’t know, the past 12 hours has been a world wide Michael Jackson circle jerk over this film which showcases him rehearsing for the tour that never happened.

I have no interest in seeing this flick at all, but it’s pretty funny to watch the Jackson family try and thrust themselves back into the spotlight. Last night while I was elbow deep in insomnia, I watched Jermaine pimp himself out to Larry King. The dude could hardly control himself because he’s so fired up to try and finally make Jacko money.

What the fuck, how did I get sidetracked? Look at Mel B’s bewb salad, that’s some high quality Hollywood craftsmanship.