Don Chavez

Is Lohan serious? I thought they give her this shit for free in return for all the attention it brings to the store because she’s shopping there. So why is she flashing her cans like she trying to give the sales clerk a boner and then hit him with the old “oops I forget my credit card at home” (flashes nipple).

I’d just like to say that this kid is a pussy for not taking out the windows. If you really don’t like the car and want to fuck it up, why not just take out all the glass. Sure he’s jealous of Mom and Dad’s $100k+ car collection, but guess what kid? It’s called hard work. Get a job and you might be able to buy something that not only runs, but gets pussy too.

P.S. I really don’t know what that kid is bitching about. That $200 piece of shit is better than my car.

The Japanese do some fucked up shit, but now theyr’e just encouraging it. Did Hello Kitty really just do a promo with Paris Hilton? Now every girl in Japan is going to think it’s cool to have the herp and make a sex tape.

I never knew there was a Buffalo State College, let alone a BSC Cheerleading squad. Regardless, these ladies look like they throw one helluva party and I bet they make kick ass buffalo wings.

After the break, you’ll feel like you’re part of the Buffalo State family with all the pictures you’ll see.

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Now this is how you open a store. It’s like Victoria’s Secret is printing money by parading the likes of Marisa Miller, Doutzen Kroes and Miranda Kerr to open up new retail outlets across the country.

If you ask me they should do live catalog shoots at these store openings. Better yet, they should let the customers have the chance to run a mini-photoshot for like $25 for 5 minutes. The place would be packed with perverts!

Okay, so maybe it’s not such a good idea.

More hotness after the break.

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