That nutshot was so sexy I didn’t even get that sick to your stomach feeling that usually goes along with watching someone get their testicles mashed.


A note from your distinguished editor: I removed the video because these clowns have it set so that it autoplays, and videos that autoplay suck donkey balls. So you’re going to have to follow the link at the bottom of the post if you want to see this intriguing news report and photos of the master debaters.
Well talk about the all time shittiest job in America. No, I’m not talking about the guy that has to mop up the floor after these guys finish their business. I’m talking about the undercover police officer whose job it is to bust people for beating their meat in an adult theater.
Think about that for a second, he’s got to time it just right so he doesn’t get caught up in the crossfire. Then on top of that the officer has all the evidence he needs to collect.
As for these three master debaters, let’s keep this in the privacy of your own home, shall we? It’s obvious that the three of them have tarnished the reputation of a well respected San Antonio smut peddler. Now perverts won’t have the luxury of going to purchase midget porn without the fear of running into a bunch of guys imitating Pee Wee Herman.

Police said they had no trouble identifying two men accused of trying to break into a Carroll apartment.
Police were responding to a call about an attempted burglary when they pulled over a car matching the alleged suspects’ vehicle. Inside the car, officers found two men with their faces blackened with permanent marker.
Police said the caller described two men with painted faces attempting to break into an apartment Friday night before driving off.
What would you do if these guys broke into your apartment (unarmed) while you were home? I’d probably laugh. Not so much at Miller as I would McNeely, because it’s clear that McNeely was trying to rock out in a hand drawn Batman mask. Wait a minute – they were just Batman and Robin.