Don Chavez

You know, when Denise Richards doesn’t have her top on, you can almost forget how annoying she is. Click here for the pics.

Mel B and her twins attended the “This is It” premiere in London. In case you didn’t know, the past 12 hours has been a world wide Michael Jackson circle jerk over this film which showcases him rehearsing for the tour that never happened.

I have no interest in seeing this flick at all, but it’s pretty funny to watch the Jackson family try and thrust themselves back into the spotlight. Last night while I was elbow deep in insomnia, I watched Jermaine pimp himself out to Larry King. The dude could hardly control himself because he’s so fired up to try and finally make Jacko money.

What the fuck, how did I get sidetracked? Look at Mel B’s bewb salad, that’s some high quality Hollywood craftsmanship.

These pictures are supposed to be of Daryl Hannah in a Halloween costume, but in my mind I always figured this is how she dresses on a daily basis. She’s kinda bat shit crazy, and it wouldn’t surprise me at all if she was just heading to the grocery store and the paps saw her and starting snapping away saying “great costume!”

Double Faceplant Off Ramp – Watch more Funny Videos

That was possibly the best faceplant I’ve seen in the past 4 months. Once again, a guy was manipulated by a maniacal bitch who knew that she would be using him as her padding upon landing. So now this guy is left with 10% less skin on his body, a really ugly pair of shorts, and a 0% chance of this chick putting out for him.

Sucker.

Elisabetta is a hottie – Totally Crap
Isabella your international model of the day – Double Viking
Kelly Brook signs autographs (boob salad) – Boobie Blog
Hot chicks giving you “come to bed” eyes – Kontraband
This chick looks like a dickhead – Dirty Rotten Whore
Trouble parking? – With Leather
The hottest coach’s wives in college sports – Uncoached
Reese Witherspoon looking sexy – Use My Computer
Nuts magazine 2010 topless calendar – NSFWPOA
This ISN’T it for Michael Jackson – Bro Bible
TSS previews the NBA Eastern Conference – Smoking Section
Some hot ass no name chicks – Reel Pretty
FHM South Africa is pretty cool (boobies) – Guyism
Some college ass – Busted Coverage
Epic Oldsmobile jump – Chrudat
Using Facebook to announce your STD – Tasty Booze
Hot chicks in stockings – Buge Hoobs
Sofia Vergara hotness – Straight Pinkie
Nice dumper – Loser With Socks
Paranormal Activity parody – Real Talk NY
Jack vs. the Atari 2600 – Gunaxin
Hot bitches dressed as Princess Leia – Caveman Circus
Brooklyn Decker hotness – Next Round
11 Halloween treats you don’t want – Top Cultured