Don Chavez

Hey, I’m not complaining. I wish every chick made eating lunch look slutty. I think it would make the World a better place and more guys would probably treat girls to lunch. Hmm, actually no. We probably wouldn’t treat for lunch, most of us are cheap fucks.

Is it too much to ask for a little hair and make-up on a Hollywood actress before she takes her dog out to take a shit? I guess Anna Farris thinks so, or maybe she’s just given up on life.

Well at least she didn’t wear a bra.

Goats huh? I’m sure these pictures go along with some article about how Alyssa Milano was driving to Vegas one day and on the highway she witness an awful crash. It was a truck transporting a bunch of goats that were going to be slaughtered, and Alyssa rescued them from the overturned truck and left the driver for dead. She now lives with the goats and they’re her best friends.

Wait, no? You mean she just did a photoshoot with a bunch of goats? Well that’s fuckin’ boring.

Kid Knocked Out by Cliff Jump Faceplant – Watch more Funny Videos

The funny thing about this video is that if he died the video goes from “knocked out from diving faceplant” to “suicide by faceplant”. But hey, that’s a great way to go if you’re a hipster because your buddy will get $1,000 from Break for the video being on he front page, and he can use that money to by drugs and hookers.

Let’s face it, it would probably be the nicest thing you’d have ever done for someone in your entire life, and unfortunately you would be there to see it.

Eva Mendes at some gala – Cougar Patrol
Awesome asses. That’s all. – City Rag
Emma Frain is your sexy POA international babe of the day – Double Viking
Charlize Theron all dolled up – Use My Computer
Hot chicks who are totally worth it – Kontraband
The all Playboy team – Bro Bible
Las Vegas sportsbooks are getting worked – With Leather
Mariah Carey in Daisy Dukes – Dirty Rotten Whore
Vickie Blows topless calendar – NSFWPOA
Breakdance cat victim – Chrudat
Random drunk hot chicks – Uncoached
Kim Kardashian sucking it – Boobie Blog
Slutty Paris Hilton Halloween costumes – Tasty Booze
Melissa Wheat proves that Wheat is good for your body – Reel Pretty
Nice things (sexy) – The Danza Tap
Amy Winehouse got new tits – Totally Crap
Stripper pole in the bedroom. Fuck ya! – EJB
Irina Sheik can put me in a camel clutch any time – Guyism
Best beer commercial evaaah – Next Round
Hot bitches dressed as refs – Regretful Morning
Nerd sex is cool – Caveman Circus
10 best Brady Bunch mashups of all-time – Epic Carnival