Don Chavez

I guess Miami is trying to turn every game into some big time event, which is why the rolled out a red carpet entrance for this weekend’s game versus the Saints. Actually, given that the only two chicks I could find that used the red carpet were J Lo and Kim Kardashian, I’m fairly certain that this was a special entrance for famous women with big asses.

P.S. Where do I get one of those couture Miami Dolphin button down shirts! The gayness in Land Shark stadium is now immeasurable.

At least I think Amy Smart is environmental because she went to some environmental award show. It’s probably one of those events that serves no purpose other than having people wasted gas a resources to get there, then people get up on stage and talk about the environment. The only problem is that they’re preaching to the choir, so after the show is over the environment isn’t better. If anything, the show just makes the World a sexier place, but even that is short-lived as soon as chicks like Amy Smart ditch the dress for a pair of sweats.

Gun to my head and I have to guess? That’s clearly peanut oil.

I tried this move once at girlfriend’s family BBQ once and it did not go over well. Probably because I tried it on my girlfriend’s sister.

Evidently, British models are game for this sort of stuff, which explains why Jessica Jane Clement is down with the public boob grab.

This move belongs in the man hall of fame, and is spreading rampantly. Don’t believe me? Just check out this clip.