
You guys see what Shauna Sand did here? Still no sex tape, but now when she goes out I have to mention it. A month ago I would have said something about how Shauna Sand has a clown face and big plastic boob salad. Now I have to classify her as a sex tape actress, even though it hasn’t been released yet.
And in case you didn’t know, sex tape actress is a classification that comes with many perks. Like at the club, you get the clean toilet seat to bump rails off of.

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How misleading was that? A freakin’ exercise ball, not a testicular mashing.
This video was great and all (ha ha, he fell!) but it’s so fake it’s ridiculous. I know this because why else would they video tape this. I mean, sure I video tape myself lying on the couch watch football all weekend, but that’s because some day when I’m a celebrity people will pay for that shit. They’ll be like holy shit, I gotta get me one of those Don Chavez napping on the couch videos.
