Don Chavez

CONWAY, S.C. — A man caught having sex with a horse in a South Carolina stable has been sentenced to three years in prison.

Multiple media outlets report that Rodell Vereen was sentenced Wednesday after pleading guilty to buggery. A judge also ordered Vereen to get counseling and stay away from the Lazy B stables when he’s released.

Authorities charged Vereen after a woman set up a surveillance camera and caught him on tape having sex with her horse in July. Horse owner Barbara Kenley says she staked out the stable and caught Vereen sneaking into the barn days later, holding him at shotgun point until police arrived.

Kenley had seen Vereen before. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse and was put on probation and ordered to register as a sex offender.

Oh how convenient. This guy gets sentence the week of the Breeders Cup. I’ve got to hand it to the NTRA because they sure know how to put horses on everyone’s mind.

As far as Vereen goes, I wonder what he said when that chick rolled up on his ass with a shotgun and caught him mid-hump. Or was it a male horse and he was blowing it? These are the details that we really need to know before we can pass judgement on just how sick and twisted this guy is. I mean there are a lot of different logistics to think about here, and the more effort he put in the more twisted he is.

3-1 says he had his Ben Hogan covered with peanut butter.