Don Chavez

Well it’s a late start today and unfortunately it’s not due to a wild night out involving enough alcohol to sedate an elephant and four strippers named Muffy, Mandy, Candy, and Roxy. Nope, the culprit today was a giant fucking cup of coffee that I spilled all over my desk.

Actually, all over my desk is an understatement. I couldn’t have gotten the coffee on more things if I had grabbed the full cup and thrown it. You name it, and it got a coffee facial this morning. The wall, my printer, my modem, my router, my bills, my collection of naked stick figure doodles, my mouse pad, my computer tower, the carpet, pretty much everything but my Iphone.

Not even a Shamwow could have prevented the destruction that this cup of coffee caused. Regardless, shit is back to normal and I’ll be filling your day with boobs and non-sense in just a few minutes.

Speaking of boobs, my buddy’s girlfriend told me that this site is porn. I called bullshit because I don’t post vagene, peperoni’s, and I have a strict no cock policy. So then she lessened her claim to PG porn, which I totally agreed with. Yes, this is PG porn.