Don Chavez

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa–287 bikini-wearing South African women paraded down 1,690 meters of Melrose Arch Boulevard-setting the new world record for the Largest Bikini Parade.

With high spirits the women led by SABC1’s Live presenter Bonang Matheba celebrated their femininity by making a difference in creating awareness for breast cancer in South Africa, as Special K® made a donation to the non-profit breast cancer awareness group, Pink Link.

You know, I really hate parades. Unless everybody lets go of the Bart Simpson balloon at the same time, leaving that one dickhead to hold it and eventually float away, I have no interest in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade. Even worse is a parade in your own neighborhood, because you’re basically fucked and can’t drive or walk anywhere.

Sorry asshole, we have a bunch of people walking through here for the next hour and they are going to wave! And people are going to line the street and wave back! Holy shit!

But as much as I despise parades, this one was pretty fucking cool. As a matter of fact, if Kellogg wants to march 287 servings of bewb salad down my street on a weekly basis, I’d help promote it and you’d find my ass sitting on the sidewalk in a lawn chair for each and every parade.

Who am I kidding? I’m too lazy for that. I’d just watch it on Youtube.