That’s Franken as in Frankenstein, not Al Franken. Although…

So what’s the deal with this? It’s probably the most horrific nipple in Hollywood, and it Trumps even that of Tara Reid. That’s no easy feat.

Listen, I dig that you want to be a pornstar, you we’re bred from the occupation. But when you’re around your kid, cover that shit up. You don’t want them growing up thinking that everyone has nipples that looking like they’re being held on by zippers. That’s just going to lead to a forced awkward situation when it comes to sex education class and your kid makes a remark about a normal nipple looking funny.