golden dong

For whatever reason, I got caught up in a lot of bull shit this week that didn’t pertain to making you guys laugh. No worries though, I make up for it. Probably with salacious pictures of celebrities drinking salsa straight from the jar while wearing a bikini. Oh, and I’ll probably post tomorrow so come on by and say hello. Better yet, email me so funny shit so I can post it.

Lemon party protest – EHOWA
5 weed myths debunked – COED
Whores. Lots of whores. – Double Viking
Samantha Ronson’s new pussy – Drunken Stepfather
Nikkie is fap material – Gorilla Mask
Dude, this is why you’re fat. – Tosh.0
Submit your Cougar pics here – Cougar Patrol
Hate your wife? – Ashley Madison