
Breaking news, Megan Fox went out for coffee. Have you ever seen coffee drinking taken to this level? I’m almost tempted to run out to Starbucks and grab a Mocha Java Fruit Coolata Americano Triple Crispy Grande Frapuccino and walk down the street to see if it will land me a hot piece of ass like this.
Chances are I’ll be wasting $12 and 30 minutes of my time, which is much more valuable than $12 because I pay myself something absurd like a penny a word. You see that, I just made 99 cents by writing this post. Cha-ching.
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