Don Chavez

No joke, I wrote an entire day’s worth of posts while this chick was butchering the national anthem. Sure there have been countless celebs that have destroyed it (I’m looking at you Roseann), but nobody can trump this version.

Just looking at the crowd, I can tell that this isn’t some bumpkin town with 100 residents. So why is this chick up there practicing for American Idol? Listen, I’ll give her a slow clap for the courage and the effort, but hands down if I put my nuts in a mouse trap I could still outsing this braud.

Play ball!